holy 500 followers, batman. when do i start getting really grandiose and posting life lessons to all my lambs?
i finally decided to celebrate by doing what i do every monday night: smoking pot and filming myself dancing in front of a video projector in an empty classroom at school.
campus security tried to kick me out but i was like, “excuse me, but i have 500 followers on tumblr,” and they were like “wow. i didn’t realize. that’s amazing,” and i was like, “you can achieve your dreams too. hey, i’m just a regular guy.”
‘pillow talk: director’s cut”
made this last night while i was fast-forwarding through ‘lover come back.’
made this last night while i was watching ‘black snake moan.’